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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Props to Bill S
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages - comment by Bill S at
World o' Crap
Oh yeah-Eve chopped down the apple tree and said the snake did it.
But God said, “Oh, c’mon! He’s got no hands! How would he hold up a hatchet? Oh my Me, you’re stupid!”
At which point the snake interjected, “Well so much for it being the Tree of Knowledge! I hope you still have the receipt for the darned thing.”
To which God replied, “Aaah, shaddup.”
And that is why, to this day, snakes don’t talk.
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